Sun, 13 May 2012
Season 2 ends with a disturbing revelation |
Sun, 5 February 2012
Craig and Jay continue working at the compound and in the process discover something interesting about the....entertainment. Direct download: Episode_49_-_Zombies_The_Other_White_Meat.mp3 Category:general -- posted at: 9:47 PM |
Sat, 28 January 2012
Craig and Jay...ah who cares.... Direct download: Episode_48_-_Almost_Halfway_done_writing_episodes_for_this_terrible_podcast.mp3 Category:general -- posted at: 9:04 PM |
Sat, 21 January 2012
Craig and Jay begin their new roles as dishwashers at Zombie Haven, and even get a special visitor! Direct download: Episode_47_-_Live_from_Canada_it_is_Zombie_Night_Live.mp3 Category:general -- posted at: 11:44 PM |
Thu, 12 January 2012
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Sun, 8 January 2012
The Z-Team makes the final drive into the compound, ready to begin life free of zombies in a safe haven |
Sun, 1 January 2012
The Z-Team finishes its trek to the rendevoux point, ready to begin a new life at the compound. |
Sat, 24 December 2011
Merry Christmas everyone! While there is no new episode this week, we are happy to give you the Zomcast Announcers Xmas Special Spectacular! One and a half hours of hilarity! Enjoy! Direct download: The_Zomcast_Announcer_Xmas_Special_Spectacular.mp3 Category:general -- posted at: 8:56 PM |
Sun, 18 December 2011
Craig and Jay set out to enjoy the great dead skunk meat they "hunted" and they meet back up with the girls while finding a unique form of transportation. |
Sun, 11 December 2011
Craig and Jay do their best Man Vs Wild impressions as they hunt for some food for the Z-Team |
Sun, 4 December 2011
After a brief hiatus, the podcast is back and now we can find out what happened to our lovable Faith! |
Sun, 21 August 2011
Craig, Jay, Layla and Argyle are trapped in a cabin surrounded by zombies, will they make it out or will this be the end of the Z-Team? |
Sat, 6 August 2011
Continuing on their quest to find Faith, the Z-team comes across a mystical building and meet some old foes Direct download: Episode_40_-_The_Zomcast_Announcer_Is_A_Talentless_Piece_of_Rubish.mp3 Category:general -- posted at: 11:37 PM |
Mon, 1 August 2011
Craig, Layla, Jay and Argyle continue their quest to rescue Faith from the creepy hitchhiker Edwin! |
Sun, 17 July 2011
The Z-team, along with Argyle, deal with Edwin the creepy hitchhiker and the madness he brings to the zombie apocalypse |
Thu, 21 April 2011
The couples and Argyle are out of the base and on the road, but what lies ahead for them? All we can tell you is that it is creepy and smelly. Direct download: Episode_37_-_Mimi_MacKays_Zombie_Chainsaw_Massacre_with_Melissa_Markle.mp3 Category:general -- posted at: 11:51 PM |
Sat, 26 March 2011
In this episode, we determine just how Zom-Safe the city of Torquay is. |
Thu, 24 March 2011
Professor Rachael answers two questions this week. One about why zombies moan and whether or not a zombie would make a good guard pet. Got a question for Rachael? Send it to cjzomcast@gmail.com Direct download: Profesor_Racheals_Zombie_Question_Corner_Episode_2.mp3 Category:general -- posted at: 8:50 PM |
Thu, 17 March 2011
Today, Professor Rachael answers whether or not The Crow is a zombie and whether you should have sex with a zombie. Direct download: Professor_Rachaels_Zombie_Corner_Episode_1.mp3 Category:general -- posted at: 11:41 PM |
Thu, 17 March 2011
The couples get to the safe room only to have it surrounded by zombies as well. Will the couples ever get off the base alive with Argyle or are they doomed? Only one way to find out, tune in and listen! |
Fri, 11 March 2011
After getting out of the control room safely, the couples and Argyle are on the march towards the safe room in the base that Major Burns directed everyone to go to. Will they make it and what will happen when they get there? Tune in folks! Direct download: Episode_35_-_Killing_Zombies_In_The_Z-Dimension.mp3 Category:podcasts -- posted at: 4:12 PM |
Sat, 5 March 2011
The couples, now stuck in a room with zombies at the door must deal with many pressing issues including catchphrases, Craig's musk and well...zombies! Direct download: Episode_34-_Left_for_Dead_By_Samantha_Prictor.mp3 Category:general -- posted at: 7:52 PM |
Fri, 25 February 2011
In this episode, the couples make their way through the base trying to find their way out. Along the way they meet an angry soldier, a zuppet and a new member of their team! Tune in and enjoy folks! Direct download: Episode_33_-_Z_Band_On_The_Run_From_Shaun_Richens.mp3 Category:podcasts -- posted at: 11:34 PM |
Sat, 19 February 2011
A new podcast courtesy of Jay and Craig called Locksbury This Week. A fictional news show that follows the happenings in the town of Locksbury. If you love SCTV, you will love this new comedy podcast. Find us on Facebook (Search for Locksbury This Week) and on Twitter under @Locksbury |
Sat, 19 February 2011
When we last left our heroes, they were in prison, singing and waiting for the inevitable firing squad. While they profess their innocence in letting zombies into the base, it appears that no one is listening. Will this be the end of our heroes?
Direct download: Episode_32_-__Dial_M_For_Murder_and_Mandy_Gomez.mp3 Category:general -- posted at: 12:54 AM |
Thu, 23 December 2010
The unthinkable has happened! Our courageous heroes have been arrested and charged with letting zombies into the base! Did they do it? Will they be shot? Find out by listening to the next episode of our zomcast Direct download: Episode_31_-_Chris_Litrel_Kills_Zombies_With_A_Stare.mp3 Category:podcasts -- posted at: 11:11 PM |
Fri, 17 December 2010
Well the Dukes of Dead dispatched with an old hero who turned into a zombie, and then warned the base about the impending threat. Will more zombies make their way into the base, will Jay and Craig get a medal? Tune in! Direct download: Episode_30_-_Erin_Sistak_Paid_For_This_With_Love_and_Knives.mp3 Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:35 AM |
Thu, 9 December 2010
After digging graves for zombies while out on patrol, Jay and Craig return to the base tired and ready for some sleep. However, will they have time for that when an old hero shows up? Things are not as they seem for our two heroes in this episode! |
Thu, 2 December 2010
Craig, Jay, Corporal Savini and the father go outside the base for their first patrol to find any zombies that may be causing trouble.
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Fri, 26 November 2010
Craig and Jay sit down with the parents of Layla and Faith, while taking a walk to the outside. How much does Layla's and Faith's father hate the Dukes of Dead? Find out!
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Thu, 18 November 2010
The second season debuts with Jay and Craig wandering around the military base, trying to keep themselves busy, fed and out of the reach of zombies. Who will they come across and what is in store as our second season starts...right now! |
Tue, 16 November 2010
With our newest season debuting Nov. 18, the Zomcast Announcer has a special request for everyone who loves the podcast. Donate at our website at: http://bit.ly/bE2Tuy |
Tue, 21 September 2010
This is it folks! The last episode of the season! Our heroes, now rescued by the military and on their way to the military base with Corporal George Savini. Who will they meet and what trouble will our Dukes of Dead get into? Tune in and find out! Direct download: Episode_25_-_Dont_Call_Me_A_Zombie_I_Am_The_Walrus.mp3 Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:20 AM |
Tue, 14 September 2010
The couples have left the city and received some good advice and bad news from a military man. Now they walk the last leg of their journey towards the home of Layla and Faith's parents. What new wonders await them as they continue their journey? Tune in and find out! Direct download: Episode_24_-_Where_Zombies_Go_They_Dont_Need_Roads.mp3 Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:04 AM |
Mon, 6 September 2010
Episode 23 opens with the Z-Team once again on its own trying to make the last bit of distance to their destination. With no Samuel with the group, will the dynamic be damaged and will they survive the last couple episodes of the season? Tune in! Direct download: Episode_23_-_My_Merry_Droogs_Are_You_Ready_For_Ultra-Violence.mp3 Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:05 PM |
Tue, 31 August 2010
Craig, Jay, Faith, Layla and Samuel are dressed up, sporting great nicknames and are ready to begin their quest to arrive at Layla and Faith's parent's place. Before they do though, they need to determine the ethics of killing a zombiefied friend. |
Tue, 24 August 2010
After the surprising death of a team member, the team moves forward and towards their goal of finding Layla and Faith's parent's place. However, before they do, they need to find some new threads to continue their zombie killing quest. Direct download: Episode_21_-_The_Katovel_Is_A_Registered_Trademark_of_Awesomeness.mp3 Category:podcasts -- posted at: 9:00 AM |
Thu, 19 August 2010
In an episode some fans will love, while others will hate, the couples, Samuel and Audy continue venturing south to find their way out of the city.
Direct download: Episode_20_-_The_Fifth_Beatle_Was_Jacob.mp3 Category:podcasts -- posted at: 2:07 AM |
Sat, 14 August 2010
This week, Craig, Jay and the Announcer look at Schaumburg, Illinois to see just how well it would do in a zombie apocalypse. You can view the photos from the video version at www.youtube.com/deadonyou |
Tue, 10 August 2010
After the great Audy met up with the couples and Samuel after they had dispatched a zombie, Audy was prepared to tell the story of his survival. Tune in and learn how Audy became Audy! Direct download: Episode_19_-_I_Survived_The_Zombie_Apocalypse_And_All_I_Got_Was_This_Lousy_T-Shirt.mp3 Category:podcasts -- posted at: 3:23 AM |
Mon, 2 August 2010
In our longest episode so far, the couples wake up on the third day of the zombie apocalypse to an uncertain future. Will they make it to their destination, will they find something to eat in the fast food restaurant and will Craig and Faith ever put aside their differences? Tune in! Direct download: Episode_18_-_Lets_Put_A_Smile_On_That_Face.mp3 Category:podcasts -- posted at: 9:00 AM |
Sat, 31 July 2010
For this episode of R U Zom-Safe, Craig and Jay, along with the announcer, look at the town of Cobram Australia to determine just how easily it will survive the zombie apocalypse. Want us to assess your town, e-mail us details to cjzomcast@gmail.com |
Tue, 27 July 2010
When we last left the couples, they were about to venture into Zach's burgers for some rest, food and a bit of zombie killing. How did things pan out for our Dukes and Dukettes of Dead? Tune into our newest episode and find out why Craig always orders fries with that!
Direct download: Episode_17_-_Do_You_Want_Fries_With_That.mp3 Category:podcasts -- posted at: 9:00 AM |
Tue, 20 July 2010
The couples dispatched with the evil Frank, or at the very least Layla did. Now it is time to continue their quest to get out of the city. With Layla's epic new weapon, the Rip, and a bit of luck, they may just do it. Tune in now and find out why 9 out of 10 zombies prefer George Foreman grills! Direct download: Episode_16_-_Nine_out_of_Ten_Zombies_Prefer_George_Forman_Grills.mp3 Category:podcasts -- posted at: 9:00 AM |
Sat, 17 July 2010
Today, Craig and Jay from Dead on You Studios assess how well Ramea, Newfoundland would do in a zombie apocalypse. Will it do well like the Isle of Lewis, or will it do poorly like Jason in math class? Tune in. You can also view the video that goes with the audio on YouTube at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLJggDSOQ9o |
Fri, 16 July 2010
Dead on You Studios owners Craig and Jay look at how well Worthing, West Sussex would do in a zombie apocalypse. This episode originally aired on YouTube but its been brought over for all our fans, despite the objections of The Announcer. You can still view the original on YouTube by going to www.youtube.com/deadonyou Want Craig and Jay to assess your own hometown or city? E-mail them details and any pics you have to cjzomcast@gmail.com |
Fri, 16 July 2010
Dead on You Studios owners Craig and Jay look at how well the Isle of Lewis in Great Britain would do in a zombie apocalypse. This episode originally aired on YouTube but its been brought over for all our fans, despite the objections of The Announcer. You can still view the original on YouTube by going to www.youtube.com/deadonyou Want Craig and Jay to assess your own hometown or city? E-mail them details and any pics you have to cjzomcast@gmail.com |
Tue, 13 July 2010
Last week we found out about the dastardly individual the Tourist...or should we say Frank, really is. Now we venture back to the couples who are on the road with this mad man. Will Frank kill them, will Craig and Jay escape leaving Faith and Layla to die? What will happen???? Well, if you want to find out, tune in to the latest episode right now! Direct download: Episode_15_-_Used_Camaro_For_Sale_Call_Craig_For_Details.mp3 Category:podcasts -- posted at: 9:00 AM |
Tue, 6 July 2010
After coming across The Tourist once more, we delve away from our Dukes of Dead and learn how things came about for The Tourist during the zombie apocalypse. What trouble has he found and gotten into? All we can say is that this episode is a very revealing one, so tune in! Direct download: Episode_14_-__Umbrellas_No_Longer_Needed.mp3 Category:podcasts -- posted at: 9:00 AM |
Tue, 29 June 2010
After destroying several zombies in their path, the couples move forward with new confidence and a bit of cockiness as they continue their quest. In this episode, not only do we have a special guest in the intro and outro,, but a character from the past makes an appearance! It is an episode not to be missed, so tune in! Direct download: Episode_13_-_Holey_Socks_and_New_Axe-holes.mp3 Category:podcasts -- posted at: 9:00 AM |
Tue, 22 June 2010
The couples continue their quest to reach the home of Layla and Faith's parent's. When we last left them, they were about to meet their end with a horde of zombies standing in their way. On that cliffhanger, we rejoin the couples as they prepare for the biggest battle of the series. Will they make it through alive, and what new one-liners will they think up along the way? Tune in! Direct download: Episode_12_-_No_Rage_Infected_Monkeys_Here.mp3 Category:podcasts -- posted at: 9:00 AM |
Tue, 15 June 2010
After leaving the girl's apartment, the couples begin to venture out towards Layla and Faith's parent's house. Along the way they come across a few more survivors, debate the ethics of stealing in a zombie apocalypse and even come up with a bad-ass zombie team name. However, danger is in store for the couples as they face their largest threat yet. Will they live on to the next episode? Will Craig and Jay make epic battle ponchos and why does Faith hate Craig so much? Tune in Folks!
Direct download: Episode_11_-_Stolen_Awesomesauce_and_Kitty_Costumes.mp3 Category:podcasts -- posted at: 9:00 AM |
Tue, 8 June 2010
The girls have reunited with the boys and both are ready to venture out into the zombie apocalypse towards a destiny they cannot foresee. With everyone all caught up on the going-ons for Layla and Faith over the last day and a half, it is time for the epic foursome to begin to take down the undead in staggering numbers. What new adventures await for the girls and the boys? Is the fun over for Craig and Jay and will the girls take charge as they probably should? Tune in and find out with another awesomesauce episode of You've Got Dead on You! Direct download: Episode_10_-_Paul_Bunyan_Need_Not_Apply.mp3 Category:podcasts -- posted at: 9:00 AM |
Tue, 1 June 2010
After being reunited with their girlfriends, Craig and Jay take a backseat in this episode to Layla and Faith. For this episode, we see the zombie apocalypse from the beautiful vantage point of the girls as they battle zombies, weird guys and their own desire to keep the apartment clean. Tune in and see why they are truly the better halves to Jay and Craig! Direct download: Episode_9_-_Sugar_and_Spice_Killing_Zombies_With_A_Slice.mp3 Category:podcasts -- posted at: 9:00 AM |
Tue, 25 May 2010
Complete with a pickup truck, Audy's katovel and a shiny crickate, the boys are off on the last leg of their quest to get to Layla and Faith's. Along the way they meet up with a few zombified individuals, as well as someone they crossed paths with the day before. What will their reception at Layla and Faith's be like? Will the truck keep running and can Craig wield the full power of Audy's epic weapon? Tune in!
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Tue, 18 May 2010
After dispatching the kind old man who turned into a toothless zombie, Craig and Jay have awoken in the morning, ready to make their move towards Layla and Faith's house. With a new day dawning, what new adventures with the plaid heroes come across? Tune in and see why 9 out of 10 dentists agree, You've Got Dead On You fights cavities! |
Tue, 11 May 2010
Craig and Jay continue their quest to save Layla and Faith, albeit without the awesome zombie killing know-how of Audy. After killing yet another zombie in last episode, the plaid heroes are on the quest to find somewhere to stay for the night because, as Jay knows, zombies move faster at night! Join us as we delve back into the world of You've Got Dead on You and the two men who show us that a zombie apocalypse doesn't mean you can't have a bit of fun! |
Fri, 7 May 2010
Craig, Jay and Audy continue their quest to survive in a zombie world this episode as the three men make their way through the streets of a city gone mad. However, all is not well with our trio of awesomeness! Will Audy, Jay and Craig stay together to fight to the end? Will the men meet another dangerous zombie that they will have to dispatch in an epic manner? What new threats and random zombie facts will come up in this episode as the men try to rescue their girlfriends? Tune in! Direct download: Episode_5_-_Abandonment_Rejection_and_Jerky.mp3 Category:podcasts -- posted at: 9:00 AM |
Fri, 30 April 2010
With epic newcomer Audy, our band of heroes continues their quest to reach the home of Layla and Faith. In this episode, epic weapons make their debut and Audy realizes the folly of joining on with two men who have little clue of how to survive in a zombie apocalypse. Will Audy stay with our heroes, or will he hit the road to venture alone like the lone wolf he is? Will Jay and Craig find a weapon better than their shovels? Tune in! |
Fri, 23 April 2010
Craig and Jay leave the wreckage of their car, with the thrashing zombie still on the hood, and begin their journey on foot to Layla and Faith's home. Along the way, they debate whether a piano leg is better than a golf club for a weapon, and they come across another survivor in a dark space. Will their journey end with this survivor? Tune in! |
Fri, 16 April 2010
Craig and Jay begin their journey from their own, now zombie infiltrated home, towards the home of their girlfriends. Along the way they come across more zombies, some scared survivors and a couple of shovels. Will they make it to their destination or do they still have a long way to go? Tune in!
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Mon, 12 April 2010
Craig and Jay learn the stable world they once knew has crumbled into a zombie apocalypse. While they debate the necessary precautions for a zombie outbreak, they receive news their girlfriends may be in trouble. Will they survive another day? |

